dadguardian: (Skeptical)

[personal profile] dadguardian 2025-06-10 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
who is going to restrict hero like me?
I could be on my way to important emergency, they don't know

I saw an aston martin!
it was very old and broken and missing a door but it is there
dadguardian: (When the suit is baby seal butt)

[personal profile] dadguardian 2025-06-12 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
it was grey!
the yellowish kind of grey
but lots of chipped paint so it would need to get repainted

I think it is probably for sale but finance department does not like it when I use avengers creditcard for 'personal expenses'
dadguardian: (BAH)

[personal profile] dadguardian 2025-06-12 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
of course!

apparently we have more than enough vehicles
so it is not necessary and therefore personal
dadguardian: (Deep pondering)

[personal profile] dadguardian 2025-06-13 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
so you are saying we should auction off some cars
and then we no longer have more than enough so I can buy aston martin?




I do not think I can bring myself to say farewell to any of the ones we have
dadguardian: (Insistent)

[personal profile] dadguardian 2025-06-13 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
12
if you count the armored cars
they are more like tanks but shaped like cars
dadguardian: (Chatty)

[personal profile] dadguardian 2025-06-13 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
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we should take armored car for a drive soon!!
dadguardian: (Rare emotional moment)

[personal profile] dadguardian 2025-06-13 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I would be content for half of drive
we take turns!


OR!
you take one car and I take the other!
dadguardian: (SCREM)

[personal profile] dadguardian 2025-06-13 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
YES!!1

I will kick your butt of course but it will still be a great race!
dadguardian: (For realsies)

[personal profile] dadguardian 2025-06-15 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
no no, I KNOW there will be butt kicking
and I will be the one who is kicking

this weekend? we have to get through this week first
and this STUPID TRAFFIC JAM!!!!
dadguardian: (BAH)

[personal profile] dadguardian 2025-06-16 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
skill does not help someone get out of traffic jam!
when car is blocked in, car is blocked in. I cannot even get to sidewalk to go around the block..........
dadguardian: (For realsies)

[personal profile] dadguardian 2025-06-17 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
SEE!!!
these rules make it even less of a skill issue and more of a normal issue
dadguardian: (Dad Mode)

[personal profile] dadguardian 2025-06-18 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
[His first instinct is to say it didn't feel like a joke, but then he realizes it's amazing there was a joke at all, so he changes course.]

oh I get it!
very funny!

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