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[mimikriya]

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[dadguardian]

no no, I KNOW there will be butt kicking
and I will be the one who is kicking

this weekend? we have to get through this week first
and this STUPID TRAFFIC JAM!!!!

[mimikriya]

You won't even be able to catch my butt TO kick it.

This weekend works.
Skill issue.

[dadguardian]

skill does not help someone get out of traffic jam!
when car is blocked in, car is blocked in. I cannot even get to sidewalk to go around the block..........

[mimikriya]

Do not drive on the sidewalk again, you will get yelled at again about propriety and traffic laws and public images.

[dadguardian]

SEE!!!
these rules make it even less of a skill issue and more of a normal issue

[mimikriya]

Yes, I know.
It was a joke.

[dadguardian]

[His first instinct is to say it didn't feel like a joke, but then he realizes it's amazing there was a joke at all, so he changes course.]

oh I get it!
very funny!

[mimikriya]

[ngl, she's preening a bit at that. She's marking it as a success, based on his reaction.]

:D Thank you.

1/2

[dadguardian]

[A smiley! Very good, successes all around!]

you are welcome! :)

2/2

[dadguardian]

[Ten seconds of silence, and then another rant:]

oh this is bad
I am seeing flashing lights of truck coming to clear up obstruction but it is BEHIND me
also stuck in traffic jam!!!

that is it I am getting out of car
I will punch concrete into smaller pieces so people can carry it off the road and then I will have saved the day

[mimikriya]

That does seem like very poor planning for emergency services.

That is a good idea. Do it.

[dadguardian]

I am doing it
I am getting out of car
wish me luck

[mimikriya]

Take the car keys with you so it does not get stolen again.
Good luck.