May

05/09/25 | tfln | I was told to say "Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated" but I looked it up and the quote is actually "the report of my death was an exaggeration." 05/16/25 | tfln | I'm collecting gossip and so far I heard a rumor that two people on my team were "handling each other". 05/19/25 | fmk | Kill. 05/19/25 | gen texts | Revised intel: Slightly less people here are likely to start fucking all the other people here. 05/20/25 | sexting | One of the CIA interns made a 'thirst trap' tiktok video about me. Now I'm debating if I should fire or promote them. 05/22/25 | through their eyes | Watching your personality evolve around the rest of these people is pretty amusing. I'm glad you're finding new horizons. I would compliment the combat skills, but you already know that part. 05/22/25 | guess my kink | Helmet on, nipple clamps. 05/22/25 | truth | What's your worst nightmare? 05/23/25 | tfln | I need a whiteboard. 05/23/25 | sexting | Do people actually become aroused watching pornography? I do not understand the appeal. 05/27/25 | sexting | The intern I promoted told me that people on the internet are 'shipping' me with Mel. Why? Don't add that to your list. 05/27/25 | sexting | The intern I promoted told me that people on the internet are 'shipping' me with Mel. Why? Don't add that to your list. 05/30/25 | tfln | [decisions]